Senator Duffy doffed his magic hat,
As if to thank the gods for where he sat.
An editor of fame, of neutral hue,
Tapped his hat and changed to Tory blue.
Again he tapped his hat, all by himself,
And the Senator for PEI became a Tory elf,
Who wrongfully billed the Queen in whom we trust,
For monies due because he claimed to live with us.
Ninety thousand dollars worth of wrong,
Would cause most elves to sing a ‘sorry’ song,
But Duffy tapped his magic hat and
Nigel Wright appeared
As Santa Claus, with secret cash,
To save the elf that stroked his beard.
The elf set out to pay ...